Nas Doesn’t Eat Watermelons..


“If that don’t stop.. Hip hop is dead..”
- Nas

Nas is right.. I don’t even fuck with watermelons anyways.. Only fruit I’ll eat is a lemon.. With salt.. And Tequila.. But since you assholes never click my ads, I can’t even afford to buy myself a shot.. So until I see some bread, I’ll continue to be the reason your drinks go missing every time you get up to go piss.. Fuck you, pay me.. You can catch Nick Cannon’s show “Short Circuitz” on MTV..

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· Serena Williams Serves Nick Cannon

Serena Williams On Wild’n'Out

“Listen up Nick.. To a fact that’s true..
Yea I serve tennis but Imma serve you too..”

- Serena Williams

Serena looks like she could beat up every guy on that stage.. Blindfolded.. With her hands tied behind her back.. I’m happy she put lil Nicky back in his place tho.. Good work Venus!

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· Jim Jones vs. The Red Team

Jim Jones On Nick Cannon’s Wild’n'Out

“Apparently you like to make songs about how you ball..
Well.. When you got here.. I thought you were Sean Paul!”

- “The White Dude”

LOL the red team really jumped on Jimmy.. Where’s Katt Williams when you need him? Jones still took Nick Cannon to school! BYRDGANG! DIPSET! “Hustler’s P.O.M.E.” in stores now!

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